A young man came by my desk at work today to ask why the men's bathroom was locked (like I would know).
Me: Maybe someone is in there.
Dude: No, there isn't -- it's locked! Unless they can't hear.
Me: Maybe they want some privacy.
Dude: Well, they've been in there for a LONG time.Coworker from the other side of the cube wall: I would use my best judgment. I wouldn't go in there if I were you. I mean, someone can't just lock it and walk out.
There are two bathrooms just down the hall. I guess it's too late to make that suggestion. Oops.