Plight of a college boy looking for a special someone at a new school, by Tony Ma.
I swear every hot girl here is taken.
Either that or they’re impossible to get.
Most of the sorority girls are fakin’,
Drunk, a new guy every weekend I bet.
But no sir, not me, not ever.
Here, I will find real connection
With a girl who’s worth my endeavor
To meet and show her my affection
To win her heart fair and square--
Oh, you trying to steal my girl!?
Oh no you don’t, don’t you dare!
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Brown hair, brown eyes, I like her.
Ain't no joke, I ain't fakin'
I meet her, I discover
Depressingly, she's taken.
Ain't no joke, I ain't fakin'
I meet her, I discover
Depressingly, she's taken.